Wednesday, February 28, 2007

One Liner News for Wednesday - A Smart Mouth is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Actually, we couldn’t help but turn a couple of these into two-liner news just to be wise acres. Sometimes One Liner News is meant to be funny and sometimes it’s just meant to be a cultural observation. Most of the time we really don’t have a goal in mind though. We just surf news and make smart comments. Or dumb ones.

Nash Leads Suns to 5th Straight Win
…Britney Spears could learn a lot from Steve Nash – whether balding or with hair, Nash still finds success.

Martha Stewart 4Q Profit Beats Estimates
…and we have our first comeback queen of 2007!

What Castro and Chavez Spoke About
…Britney and Anna Nicole, naturally. No really, it’s a Castro brown-nose fest for Chavez we couldn’t even finish reading.

What Would Jesus Wiki ?
…Probably something to do with James Cameron – and we can smell the “WWJW” t-shirts already!

They Might Be Giants “Snacktones”
…very cool for music fans with no attention spans and a penchant for TMBG.

Woman Accused of Using Infant Son as Car Down Payment.
…Hey now, we may have cheap Chinese goods all over the place, but we’re not China yet.

Stocks Set to Rebound
…Britney’s reputation, however, is not. (Couldn’t help it; it was just too easy).

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