Peak Dope!

It’s more gossip than you’d ever admit reading -- especially in front of the guys.

We say that last bit knowing it’s true for both men and women. Shall we start the Dope with the obvious Britney Spears rehab story? We honestly could have written this one on Saturday and saved it for just this moment.

Britney Seeks Help; Stops Taking Pages from Anna Nicole
We all know no one helped Anna Nicole Smith in time, but Britney’s handlers apparently still care enough about her to get her little bald butt in rehab. In the greatest boon for Kevin Federline’s custody case yet, Spears has checked into the Promises rehab center in Malibu. Hey, you’re nobody until you’ve checked into rehab twice in a week. Maybe this time she’ll stay there. Her hair follicles can only hope!

Smith’s Beau/Lawyer Takes the Stand
Howard K. Stern took the stand today in the trial to decide who gets what of whatever Anna Nicole Smith had at the time of her death. Not much came of it other than Stern telling the courtroom he never married Smith because he didn’t want to be seen as a gold-digger. He also testified that Smith was upset that her own mother had accused her and Stern of killing son Daniel. Stern also said he doesn’t even know what Smith’s burial wishes were because all her diaries and computers have been stolen from her Bahamas home.

And Now, a Serious Article About the Iraq War!
We just wanted to see if you’d fall for that. How about more scandalous Peak Dope? We thought so. This time it’s about New England Patriot Tom Brady, who is soon to be a father to Bridget Moynahan’s child. Funny thing is, while Bridget’s belly grows, you’ll find Tom more and more in the arms of supermodel Gisele Bundchen. The two have been photographed canoodling in Paris.