Peak Dope on Madonna, Gisele, and Star

We’ve rounded up all manner of gossip to digest on a Friday because we know you’ll be getting no work done today. Who can work on a day like this? You have to listen to the Peak because it’s the last day to win your Peakerman Party tickets to see Survivor. While you wait you can get caught up on the gossip. See, we’ve thought of everything for you.

The Cause of Death Depends On…a Computer
The Broward County medical examiner needs one more piece of evidence to declare a cause of death for Anna Nicole Smith – one of her computers. Hang tight though because this is still going to take a couple weeks before
we get the word.

Local Girl Makes Good!
We knew she could do it! Jordin Sparks makes it into the top 12 on American Idol. But can she get past some of those big voices? Her daddy, a former ASU Sun Devil must be so proud!

A Bundchen in the Oven?
Rumors are spreading that Tom Brady has knocked up model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen.

Good News for Johnny Depp
His daughter’s condition is improving at a London Hospital where she has been receiving treatment for a serious condition. Kudos to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper for having the class to refrain from reporting on the exact location of the Depp family.

Madonna Sighting!
She’s hanging out with Naomi Watts. There you go. Don’t even tell us we’re too old not to stalk Madonna. We’re not. Our Madonna stalking doesn’t end there either. Her former nanny is shopping around a book about her now that is supposed to reveal intimate details of Madonna’s home life. No word yet on what those details may be specifically, but they’ll probably cover the family’s hobbies and how the kids behave.

John Mayer Takes Jessica Simpson to Italy
And the paparazzi couldn’t be happier! Looks like an official romance since these two are constantly being photographed so happy together. We’re happy for them, as long as there’s no duet single coming down the pike.

Salma Hayek Suddenly Pregnant and Engaged
You’ve never heard of her fiancé before, but you know his stuff. Francois-Henri Pinault is the CEO of a company that owns Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent. If you followed the above link, you know she’s with him for the money! He looks like Gerard Depardieu. It’s a great time for Salma to become a momma now that the show she produces, Ugly Betty, is doing so well. We think she can afford some maternity time off.

The Hurley Wedding Isn’t Over!
We have no idea when this thing is going to end.

Star Jones Gets a New Look
Do we even recognize her? Star’s got a new gig, a new look, and wow, those throat muscles are scary! Check her out guest-starring on the final episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit for this season.