Want To See Paris Hilton's...

jail cell?

Looks like she's going to a county women's prison -- definitely not the happiest place on Earth. Maybe she'll make a shawl like Martha.

Take a Peak!

So Paris apparently has people who look at her mail and tell her where to sign. That's it. So when mail came telling her her license was suspended, Paris didn't take responsibility for herself by reading any legal literature explaining that a suspended license after a DUI bust means you can't drive. She really claims she didn't realize that she couldn't drive on a suspended license! She fired her publicist because he told her she could drive on a suspended license. She thinks she shouldn't have to go to jail just because no one told her she couldn't drive? What a bubble celebrities live in.