How Dare Anyone Speak Badly Of Jordin Sparks?

Barrage this Entertainment Weekly article with comments about how wonderful Jordin Sparks, our next American Idol is as a performer. What else better have you go to do today? What's the matter, your boss has you creating new cover sheets for the TPS reports? Quit it! We must defend our girl's honor!

Jordin is not "somewhat overhyped." To take a dig at her outfit is low. Remember she is 17-years-old and we're not tuning in to see what she's wearing anyway. We want to hear the girl sing and she sure can sing!

Don't forget to put those covers on your TPS reports: