Peak Dope: Heather Mills Wanted a Main Gay

...But she didn't get one on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. She got a happily married man instead. Mills wanted a gay man to dance with on the shows because she didn't want the stress of being romantically linked with her dance partner.

In other Devil Woman news, Mills was on her dancing "reality" show doing a backflip! No word on her divorce settlement yet, a.k.a. her next paycheck.

Speaking of that, Macca is getting some divorce advice from Rod Stewart who thinks he should fight the Devil Woman all the way to the bank. And Rod Stewart should know a thing or two about divorce. Rod, tell us again how many years it took until Rachel Hunter finally made your divorce final?

For the record, Stewart also says he is certain Paul McCartney is not a wife beater. McCartney meanwhile has been spotted hanging with new flame, Sabrina Guiness. Yes, Guinnes like the beer -- she's a Guiness heiress. After all these years of Paris, it's definitely time for a new heiress to grace the gossip rages!