Vegas Ready To Frighten Children Away With Michael Jackson Statue Robot Thingy?

This is just pure gossip at this point -- but that's what the Peak Dope is all about!

The word is Michael Jackson may move to Vegas to do a show there and has already bought some type of house to live in while in Sin City. Here's where it gets ugly: someone has come up with an idea for a giant MJ robot with laser beam eyes, meant to be the first thing you see as you fly into Vegas. Possibly the laser beam eyes are meant to take down planes before they land or possibly they will seek and destroy the innocence of children on the spot? (Mr. Peakerman wrote that last line; he doesn't like MJ).

In what may be Paul McCartney's next unholy union, the other rumor is Macca is thinking of actually financing part of a Jackson Vegas show. Before you start thinking that maybe Macca has too much time on his hands these days without Devil Woman Heather Mills around anymore -- he doesn't! He's already dating Guinness Beer heiress Sabrina Guinness. Good thinking, Paul. Date one that's got some cash flow of her own!

More gossip here.

Wait a minute! Sabrina Guiness once dated Mick Jagger too! She's a modern day Bebe Buell! The Guiness heiress is a rocker groupie.

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