Just Under 27 Hours Until Keith Richards’ Pirates Debut!

Who cares that Pirates 3 features Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightley, and Orlando Bloom? Keith Richards is in the film! Richards plays Captain Jack Sparrow’s dad, the ultimate compliment to Depp who modeled Capt. Sparrow after Richards. Ever notice Sparrow’s black eyeliner, bandana, and braids and how much they resemble Mr. Riff-Hard of the Rolling Stones? The film opens up with a first-showing Valley-wide at 8:00 pm tomorrow.