They're still talking about this one down at the precinct...

Not all criminals are good at what they do. Not all criminals start out with the kind of skills you need to succeed at burglarizing a liquor store. One theory might be that this is because not all criminals have had the opportunity to get proper criminal training in one of our nation's fine prisons. That is about to change for this young criminal, who is undoubtedly on his way to such a fine criminal college!



Go ahead. Watch it again. Your boss is probably just playing golf anyway.